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其他 - 第一手故事/笑話 (First Hand Stories/Joke

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  • 檢舉 #30
    pho3nix 2009-04-02 14:33
    viceroy: Okay lor .. Cheap cheap lah.
    haha.. but i feel that it's useless la..
  • 檢舉 #31
    viceroy 2009-04-02 14:38
    pho3nix: haha.. but i feel that it's useless la..
    Wat can do? Buy liao, can unbuy meah?
  • 檢舉 #32
    pho3nix 2009-04-02 14:40
    viceroy: Wat can do? Buy liao, can unbuy meah?
    shred it?? haha..
  • 檢舉 #33
    viceroy 2009-04-02 14:43
    pho3nix: shred it?? haha..
    Throw away $$!  Buoy sai lah.  
  • 檢舉 #34
    pho3nix 2009-04-02 15:20
    tluroc76: I got one at home....hehehe. 阮牽手ㄝ啦!
    huh?? don't understand
  • 檢舉 #35
    pho3nix 2009-04-02 15:27
    tluroc76: 偶老婆會講喽, mmm夕軋利貢貴?
    chey.. ur chinese sound translated from english letter is very hard to understand.. hehe..
  • 檢舉 #36
    pho3nix 2009-04-02 15:37
    tluroc76: It's my "southern Taiwan wei" accent.
    no.. it's chimalogy
  • 檢舉 #38
    ringapn 2009-04-03 03:42
    I'm interested in it; however I can't understand it very well. What is ppl?
  • 檢舉 #39
    viceroy 2009-04-03 04:50
    pho3nix: then surprise me
    Hey pho:

    Here comes the surprise.

    I have thought about re-writing your article in simple English, but it's not ez.  So I took reference from my Singlish Dictionary and provide hereunder in English (and Chinese) some of the defintions of Singlish.  Please correct me where I go wrong.

    COMPLAIN ON TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC SCHOOL FEE

    LEGEND

    lim bei ka li kong – I, your father, am telling you
    lim bei bo join – I, your father, did not join….
    KNN – vulgar words acronym
    ke si ar! – go to hell!
    yio siew – life shortened
    siao – insanity
    Kaos - ??
    Ge Gao! – trying to be smart
    Oso - also
    Wa lao eh – My father
    dai dee - card game where the 2 of spades reign supreme, and the 3 of diamonds being the least value
    liao – already
    do nuttin – idling
    na bei – mother you!
    issit! – Is it?
    lao ya one – sub-standard
    basketball bo hong – deflated basketball
    squash ball buay tiao – not bouncy
    tok bout – talk about
    kapok – steal
    SP – Singapore Polytechnic ??
    hao qi fu ar - 好欺侮
    machiam – malay word for ‘same as’
    damn pai seh u noe – Lost of face, you know?
    oso bo yong – It’s also useless
    Kois - ??
    buay song - disgruntled
  • 檢舉 #40
    pho3nix 2009-04-03 07:37
    ringapn: I'm interested in it; however I can't understand it very well. What is ppl?
    ppl is the abbreviation for people
  • 檢舉 #41
    pho3nix 2009-04-03 07:51
    viceroy: Hey pho:

    Here comes the surprise.

    I have thought about re-writing your article in simple English, but it's not ez.  So I took reference from my Sing
    vic u have become a pro..
    i change abit for u

    COMPLAIN ON TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC SCHOOL FEE

    LEGEND

    lim bei  – Me who is your father(meaning bigger than him)
    bo join – did not join….
    KNN – vulgar words acronym
    ke si ar! – go to hell!
    yio siew – 要死
    siao – crazy
    Kaos - what the hell (or is vulgarity with the "bei" word)
    Ge Gao! – trying to be smart
    Oso - also
    Wa lao eh – also means what the hell (also means My father in hokkien)
    dai dee - card game where the 2 of spades reign supreme, and the 3 of diamonds being the least value
    liao – already
    do nuttin – idling
    na bei – mother you!
    issit! – Is it?
    lao ya one – sub-standard
    basketball bo hong – deflated basketball
    squash ball buay tiao – not bouncy
    tok bout – talk about
    kapok – steal
    SP – Singapore Polytechnic
    hao qi fu ar - 好欺侮
    machiam – malay word for ‘same as’ or 'as if'
    damn pai seh u noe – Lost of face, you know?
    oso bo yong – It’s also useless
    Kois - Kiosk (vending machine that provides information or sell small and inexpensive stuff like tibits or dvd)
    buay song - disgruntled
  • 檢舉 #42
    viceroy 2009-04-03 12:06
    pho3nix: vic u have become a pro..
    i change abit for u

    COMPLAIN ON TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC SCHOOL FEE

    LEGEND

    lim bei  – Me who is your father(meaning bigger th
    Haha.  Thanks.  At least I tried.
  • 檢舉 #43
    pho3nix 2009-04-03 12:10
    viceroy: Haha.  Thanks.  At least I tried.
    lol.. good trying..
    good boy.. a star for u..
    no candy for u cause it's mine..
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