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Funny Complaint Letter of a TP student.
Pls pass it around to other poly studentz or sec sch studentz.
Real funny, THIS IS NOT A SPAM!!!
Dear Principal,
Complain on Temasek Polytechnic School Fee
lim bei ka li kong, you have charge me with unfair school fee. Lim bei bo join any student union wat 4 charge me wif student union fee! KNN... i attachment outside still charge me internet access fee, ke si ar! Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! KNN i work till siao also jus barely make it. Still retain me for 1 sem. u think everyone makin $$ like u all ar. Kaoz... Econ bad leh... still dun gif discount stay for 3 years liao, discount a bit cannot ar. Ge Gao! i go buy food for 2 weeks auntie oso charge less, somemore i study TP 3 years liao still no rebate. still wan me to pay extra $$. KNN, next time u try ppl overcharge u lar.
Wa lao eh, last time tt indian principal let us play dai dee in school, u now come liao then cannot play. wat freakin problem u have!!! u cant win in dai dee also cant stop us from playin wat. All work n no play make us dumb students k! u read so much still dunno ar. wat kinda of a freakin principal r u! u think u big ar! ur size big onli. do nuttin n earn so much! na bei take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think funny issit!
swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard. and the dance studio no ppl dancin air con still on, u think air con bill u pay one ar! waste my money on unuse air con! somemore the sports facilities oso lao ya one, basketball bo hong, squash ball buay tiao. na bei, u think funny issit!
I oso wanna tok bout the lab ar, KNN build more lab lar! free access always full. and we use to have a set of equipment each for lab but now 2 person share 1. u sell the rest issit! earn profit still raise school fee! u outside earn so much then still kapok our school fee. Ke si ar! u so good then go SP lar.SP big school and more students, u can exploit them wat. u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know. So rich ar, employ a security to "protect" ur car somemore still got 1 video cam. u think u drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar.
All Poly got fast food except TP, u go build 1 fast food resturantlar...damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun TP no fast food. Carona oso bo yong... u keep so many Kois for wat, u think our school fee for u to buy Kois ar!
i hope that u charge less (better if no need pay school fee).Otherwise undesirable action will be taken against you and your damn car!.
from a very buay song student,
T0uy@ Ak|r@
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lim bei ka li kong
u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know.
整個好逗趣啊，哈哈～
還有Yio siew...是夭壽嗎？
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tluroc76: That's because you didn't go to Lim Bei School for the gifted (in cussing).Give me 3 days. Three days and I'll try translate the text into ordinary English.
Salute to your parents, viceroy. They kept a clean environment for
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viceroy: Give me 3 days. Three days and I'll try translate the text into ordinary English.Do you need another trip to Singapore? hehe
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lastpeanut: Do you need another trip to Singapore? heheHaha, I wud love to. No $$
Any sponsors please 
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viceroy: Haha, I wud love to. No $$Interview pho3nix. Any sponsors please
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Leona96: In this movie named "小孩不笨", they do used "lim bei" very often...because the movie "小孩不笨" is made in singapore..
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lastpeanut: Interview pho3nix.pho3nix is a poor student..
peanut is so much richer than pho3nix..
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viceroy: Haha, I wud love to. No $$peanut would be ur sponsor.. Any sponsors please
cause he recommend a very poor student..
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summerplayer: lim bei ka li kongyup.. it's 夭壽..u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know.
整個好逗趣啊，哈哈～
還有Yio siew...是夭壽嗎？
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clarinet: now i know how to use those words properly. hehehaha.. knowing will do..
pls don't use it..
if not people will say that i lead u astray..
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viceroy: Give me 3 days. Three days and I'll try translate the text into ordinary English.i only understand like 90% myself..
if u can translate 100% into normal english, then vic u are a pro..
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carlito: "from a very buay song student"<==what a perfect way to end this letter!yea.. nv say from lim bei very good le..
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pho3nix: haha.. knowing will do..hehehe, just kidding lah
pls don't use it..
if not people will say that i lead u astray..
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pho3nix: pho3nix is a poor student..Interview for knowledge, not for money.
peanut is so much richer than pho3nix..
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tluroc76: You are trying to get your "backups" to help you, aren't you? I can't say my Taiwanese is all that good either. Sometimes I get stuck talkI have a Singlish Dictionary. That's my backup.
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pho3nix: i only understand like 90% myself..You'll be surprised.
if u can translate 100% into normal english, then vic u are a pro..
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viceroy: I have a Singlish Dictionary. That's my backup.why would u have a singlish dictionary??
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pho3nix: why would u have a singlish dictionary??In case I come across article such as yours. Haha
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viceroy: In case I come across article such as yours. Hahawhere did u bought it from???
US sell singlish dictionary???
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viceroy: Wait lah, I said 3 days wor!i'm only telling u to surprise me..
not rushing u..
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pho3nix: where did u bought it from???Singapore
US sell singlish dictionary???
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pho3nix: i'm only telling u to surprise me..okie okie ... thanks
not rushing u..
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viceroy: Singaporewow.. u go buy wor??
i feel it's a waste of money.. haha..
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